Every month, you'll find a series of new product reviews published by the BzzrGardens.com tasting team. You won't, however, find snobby reviews using phrases like "travels well, with an impudent finish..." or "an excellent pairing with grilled pheasant".

We're a bunch of college students. We know a thing or two about bzzr, but we can tell you about it without sounding like your English Lit prof. We'll tell you which beers are meant to be sipped and enjoyed, and which ones are appropriate for shotgunning Fubar-style.

That's also why we have a whole team of reviewers. Every review includes several different opinions from six different students, each with his or her own particular taste in bzzr. Plus, drinking by yourself just isn't as much fun.

So, without further ado, the beers:

• A Marca Bavaria
  
• Guinness Stout
  
• Heineken